Monday, November 30, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: eslteachersboard.com


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BASEBALL QUOTES
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The Ted Williams Show
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17 Ted Williams Quotes to Celebrate the Birth of a Baseball Great
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1. There's only one way to become a hitter. Go up to the plate and get mad. Get mad at yourself and mad at the pitcher.
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2. A man has to have goals - for a day, for a lifetime - and that was mine, to have people say, 'There goes Ted Williams, the greatest hitter who ever lived.'
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3. All managers are losers, they are the most expendable pieces of furniture on the face of the Earth.
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4. Baseball gives every American boy a chance to excel, not just to be as good as someone else but to be better than someone else. This is the nature of man and the name of the game.
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5. Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
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6. Baseball's future? Bigger and bigger, better and better! No question about it, it's the greatest game there is!
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7. By the time you know what to do, you're too old to do it.
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8. God gets you to the plate, but once your there your on your own.
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9. Hitting is fifty percent above the shoulders.
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10. Hitting is the most important part of the game. It is where the big money is, where much of the status is, and the fan interest.
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11. I hope somebody hits .400 soon. Then people can start pestering that guy with questions about the last guy to hit .400.
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12. I've found that you don't need to wear a necktie if you can hit.
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13. If I was being paid $30,000 a year, the very least I could do was hit .400.
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14. If there was ever a man born to be a hitter it was me.
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15. If you don't think too good, don't think too much.
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16. There has always been a saying in baseball that you can't make a hitter, but I think you can improve a hitter. More than you can improve a fielder. More mistakes are made hitting than in any other part of the game.
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17. You have to hit the fastball to play in the big leagues.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: goal.com


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SOCCER QUOTES
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The Jose Mourinho Show
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“My history as a manager cannot be compared with Frank Rijkaard’s history. He has zero trophies and I have a lot of them.”
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"For me, pressure is bird flu. I'm feeling a lot of pressure with the problem in Scotland. It's not fun and I'm more scared of it than football."
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: andrewsstarspage.com



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HOCKEY QUOTES

The Brett Hull Show

"I got really mad and threw him off the ice. And then, I chased him around the locker room. He was laughing the whole time. He told me he had to go golfing."

-- Hitchcock on when Hull kept dumping pucks in the corner during practice after Hitchcock said it didn't matter how many goals you scored if you couldn't stop the other team from scoring

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Sunday, November 29, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: greatpersonalities.com


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RUNNING QUOTES
Blogger lists quotes by runner Usain Bolt
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Related topic: Track and Field
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The Usain Bolt Show
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Actually, I don't know how I'm going to take that home.
— Usain Bolt on taking the memento he won which is 3.6m long by 1.2m wide and weighs 2.7 tons
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: dangerhere.com


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SOCCER QUOTES
Sports blogger lists quotes by Sir Bobby Robson
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The Sir Bobby Robson Show
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Bobby’s unique way with a tautology:
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"Home advantage gives you an advantage."
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"In a year’s time, he’s a year older."
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"The margin is very marginal."
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sharapovasthigh.com

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BASKETBALL QUOTES
Blogger lists his favorite basketball announcer quotes by Bill Walton
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The Bill Walton Show
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"Dale Davis, pick ONE pivot foot, PLEASE!"
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"Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards."
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"The only man who can stop Cliff Robinson IS Cliff Robinson. The man is unstoppable, even at 38."
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Monday, November 23, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: nydailynews.com

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BASEBALL QUOTES
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The Alex Rodriguez Show
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"I knew we weren't taking Tic Tacs. I knew that."
- Feb. 17, 2009
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Other than that, says A-Rod as he admits to his performance-enhancing drug use in a spring training press conference, he had no idea what it was he was doing.
"I was stupid," he says.
He said it, not us.
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