SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Thursday, April 3, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: newsinfo.inquirer.com

TENNIS HUMOR \ QUOTES

NEW YORK -- Novak Djokovic showed off his impersonations after a US Open quarter-final victory Thursday, serving notice that he might be the next star personality in tennis as well as its hottest new contender.
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The Serbian blitzed Spain's Carlos Moya 6-4, 7-6 (9/7), 6-1 and then drew laughs and cheers from the crowd at Arthur Ashe Stadium with his impressions of Maria Sharapova and Rafael Nadal after prodding from a television announcer.
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"I enjoyed it," Djokovic said. "I'm really happy the people accepted it in a positive way, not trying to make fun of Maria or Rafa or anybody else, just trying to make people laugh and enjoy and have a good time."
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The third seed whose name is aptly pronounced "Joke-o-vic" used his skills at exaggerated mannerisms first as Sharapova, tucking in his shirt, skipping and bouncing beyond the baseline, then sticking out his chest as he walked.
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From the baseline, Djokovic mocked the Russian beauty by slowly smoothing back his hair over each ear, then lifting his arm and bouncing the ball high before firing off a serve.
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"It's funny. He does it very well," Moya said. "That's a gift. If he doesn't succeed in tennis maybe he has a good career in that. I guess he's pretty successful in tennis though."
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To impersonate Nadal, Djokovic rolled up the sleeves of his shirt, bent over to adjust his shoes, raced to the baseline and repeatedly grabbed and tugged at his shorts, especially by the rear.
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"These are just some of the things I usually do to make people laugh. This is one of the ways I like to relax and smile," said Djokovic, whose flamboyance as a showman harkens to the days when players would banter with the crowds.
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"Obviously the people are looking for that, a good tennis player and a player with a lot of emotions and temperament and personality," Djokovic said. "I'm really happy the people are looking at me in that way, talking positive things about me."
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"It's just motivation more for the future. My goal is to be the number one player in the world. I'm just 20. I have a lot of time left. The priority is playing tennis. The rest will come naturally," he said.
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Trying to imitate his idols as a child led Djokovic to develop the mocking moves, although his trademark is bouncing the ball before he serves more than 20 times, a somewhat aggravating habit for which he apologized to the crowd.
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"It's annoying because you know a huge serve is coming," Moya said. "When he is bouncing so many times, he is making all the first the serves. If he does that and he misses, that's OK. He can do that as many times as he wants."
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Djokovic said that only US fifth seed Andy Roddick, another favorite for him to impersonate, has tried to give him a taste of his own medicine.
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Asked if there was a player he had yet to master copying, Djokovic named the same player he has yet to master on the court -- Swiss world number one Roger Federer.
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"The untouchable one, Roger, he's too perfect for my style," Djokovic said. "Plus I don't have long hair. I hope he doesn't hear this."
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Djokovic added that, "You cannot play all the time at the same level, like Roger, but that is what we all try to do."
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Naming John McEnroe and Jimmy Connors as the funniest players he had seen, Djokovic said he was "like a mouse" when it came to his copycating when he was lower ranked.

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: journals.aol.com

BOXING QUOTES
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At the Borgata Comedy Club in Atlantic City, John Caponera, who appeared on NBC's sitcom "The Good Life" (1994), had a few things to say on Mike Tyson:
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"You know why Mike Tyson's eyes water when he's having sex? Mace!"
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"Tyson's the only guy I know who could drive a Rolls-Royce and say, 'See those license plates? I made 'em myself'"
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: usoc.org

TRACK AND FIELD
Al Oerter

The Short List
  • Won gold medals in the discus 1956, 1960, 1964 and 1968 Olympic Games, setting Olympic record in each
  • First track and field athlete to win four gold medals in the same event
  • Only athlete to set four consecutive Olympic records
Did You Know?
  • Became the first thrower to break the
  • 200-foot barrier in 1962
  • Attended the University of Kansas
  • Began throwing when he was 15 when
  • a discuss landed at his feet and he
  • threw it back past the group of throwers
  • Competed among the world's best
  • throwers until he was 49
  • Won a gold medal in the 1964
  • Olympic Games despite torn
  • cartilage around his ribs
  • Is now a painter
  • Worked 26 years as a computer
  • specialist for Grumman Aircraft
  • Corporation
  • In the 1960 Olympics, Oerter had a
  • series of bad throws. His leading
  • American teammate gave him advice,
  • and Oerter won the gold with his fifth
  • throw. "He had a gold medal in his
  • pocket but he was a friend and a
  • great teammate," Oerter told BBC News.
  • Tried out for the 1980 and 1984 Olympic
  • teams and was an alternate in the
  • boycotted 1980 Olympics
It's Every Day

Oerter maintains a tie to the Olympic
movement through Art of the Olympians,
a program he founded to give him and
other former Olympians who've taken up
art to showcase their work. Growing up
in New York City, Oerter always had an
interest in abstract art but never did anything
with it until 1980 -- when he was
commissioned to create something in support
of the U.S. Olympic team. There was one
catch: He had to use a discus. "They said:
'All right, here's a bunch of paint and some
canvas, now do something,'" he said.





Quote

Of his first four Olympic titles, he told
ESPN.com:

"The first would be the most surprising,
the second the most difficult, the third
most painful, the fourth most satisfying."

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(Qerter died a few years after the original post)

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: allfamousquotes.com

TRACK AND FIELD

We could spend time together during the day and just kind of talk and enjoy each other and enjoy the moment. But it was interesting, we both knew that once you walk through the gates of that stadium, then it was on, the game was on.

Ralph Boston (long jump)

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: brainyquotes.com

TRACK AND FIELD QUOTES

If I wasn't dyslexic, I probably wouldn't have won the Games. If I had been a better reader, then that would have come easily, sports would have come easily... and I never would have realized that the way you get ahead in life is hard work.

Waving the flag at the 1976 Olympics wasn't my idea. It was too much apple pie and ice cream. Not that I don't love my country, but I felt it was my victory up there, I put all the time into it.

Bruce Jenner

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: allfamousquotes.com

TRACK AND FIELD

- On the way back, it struck me that I could have beaten most of the guys in the meet. That's when I decided to be a decathlon man.

-The whole decathlon is ridiculous, but the 1,500 meters is insanity.

Rafer Johnson

FUNNY SPOORTS QUOTES \ Source: brainyquotes.com

TRACK AND FIELD QUOTES

I adapted an antiquated style and modernized it to something that was efficient. I didn't know anyone else in the world would be able to use it and I never imagined it would revolutionize the event.

I didn't train to make the Olympic team until 1968. I simply trained for the moment. I never even imagined I would be an Olympic athlete.

It always seemed to evolve. When you reach that elite level, 90 percent is mental and 10 percent is physical. You are competing against yourself. Not against the other athlete.

Dick Fosbury , Olympic high jumper

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: 10ktruth.com

TRACK AND FIELD

"No man is entirely worthless, he can always serve as a bad example."
Brian Oldfield, smoking cigarettes between his shot puts.

"When someone like Brian Oldfield can beat me, I will retire."
Randy Matson after loosing the OG-qualification 1972.