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HEALTH & FITNESS \ OLYMPICS HUMOR
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Just because your BMI tops the charts doesn’t mean you can’t go for the gold
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Source: calorielab.com
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Bonus health and fitness humor from a self-described TV fanatic:
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Friday, February 12, 2010
Another post before the Olympics start
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So the reality shows continued with Survivor starting a whole new season.
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On the crying fatties, AKA The Biggest Loser;
the contestants went to the Olympic training center in Colorado.
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How cheesy was that torch lighting?
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Not only have the Olympics never been in Colorado, but they're starting for real in Canada this week.
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They did footage of the fatties working out with the Olympic athletes.
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It was hilarious how much the real athletes underestimated the fatties.
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Oh hello, these people can actually lift 300 pounds.
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They've been doing it all their lives.
They're not using helium balloons to get them off the toilet or couch.
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Don't worry people, they still managed to get in all the in show advertizing.
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God forbid they forget to schill the gum or ziploc bags.
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This season, Bob and Jillian do not have specific teams.
I like this. It keeps them from influencing the votes.
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The problem is, in order to get more camera time, they now want to be pseudopsychologists.
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No wonder the contestants aren't losing as much weight this season;
the trainers talk with them too much.
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They should be like the Marine Sergeants yelling, "Shut up and push!"
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This show really needs to get new workout coaches. Bob and Jillian are not only not stars, but they're so 5 years ago.
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Melissa proved she didn't throw her prior weighins by actually gaining a pound this week and getting immediately booted due to that darn red line.
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Really? A weight gain?
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Next time remember to poop before the weighin you dork.
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Source: jlhaspels.blogspot.com
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