STEVEN WRIGHT, KING OF THE ONE-LINERS
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SPORTS - RELATED ONE-LINERS
Insults, comebacks, heckles, squelches, etc. for the sports fanatic
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An off-topic web site can be converted to a relevant sports topics
site by sports fanatics looking for one-liners to win verbal battles
after losing to rivals on the field!
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A sports fanatic using his sense of humor can turn an otherwise
non-sports-related one-liner into a sports-related zinger to
overcome a loss in the Battle of the Sexes, on the tennis court,
the baseball diamond, soccer field, etc.
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Some of the one-liners are oldies but goodies, but many will be
new and add more firepower to a fanatic's arsenal.
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How about these for starters:
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down
the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think
they are sexy.
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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall
of a successful man is usually another woman.
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Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
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