FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: asylum.com

CRICKET QUOTES
Asylum.com presents its all-time greatest cricket sledges
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Bill Woodfull vs Douglas Jardine (1932-33)
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As Australian captain during the infamous Bodyline English tour of Australia, Bill Woodfull had to manage incredible tension between his team and the English heroes cheats.
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Englishman Douglas Jardine may have been ruthless on the field, but he couldn't take an insult.
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After complaining to Woodfull that a slips fielder swore at him while at bat, Woodfull asked his compatriots:
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"All right, which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?"
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: asylum.com

NOW THIS IS JUST THE REASON! MADONNA, PLEASE! NOW YOU'VE MADE ME LOSE MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT AGAIN!!!

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CRICKET HUMOR
Cricket and sex are combined by Asylum.com for your entertainment.
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Kudos first to the eye candy police:
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The man loves danger and sport. That is why he loves woman, the most dangerous of all sports.
Nietzsche, Friedrich
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Source: quotationsbook.com
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So, there's the quote to justify the following display
of completely unleashed eye candy.
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And here is the alert to youngsters: ADULTS ONLY!!!
(That is for the eye candy police also.)
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And here is the alert to the very senior members:
REMEMBER YOUR HEART, "OLD FOLKS"!!!
(Again, for the eye candy police)
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SPORTS QUOTES?
Not this time - it is eye candy time!!!
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There are some lady athletes and references to
sports and sightings at sports arenas, so that
should suffice for the sports aspect.
(You know the deal - this is for eye candy police!)
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LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!
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Click here to view ===> EYE CANDY UNLEASHED! NOW LET US PRAY!

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MORE EYE CANDY FROM THE SUPERSTAR HERSELF, MADONNA!!!

That's right! With her superstar singing voice, now also enjoy her music video:

Click here to view ===> MADONNA SINGS !

Source: youtube.com

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JUSTIFICATION FOR THE MADNESS:
See Nietzsche's quote above
(Last tip of the cap to the eye candy police! )
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Rememeber this is a sports humor site, amigos!
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Have a good day!!!
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: findarticles.com

SPORTS QUOTES
Selected one-liner quotes for coaches
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The only time to recruit big, slow athletes is when you're coaching a tug-of-war team.
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Never ask anyone who isn't a role model to act like one.
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Anytime a coach tells you he never choked anyone in his life, go to the videotape.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sunstar.com.ph

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TENNIS QUOTES

Quotes cited from a tennis one-liners book

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“Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.”

—Phyllis Diller

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“I’m trying to be a good guy, and I’m not that good a guy.”

—John McEnroe, on attempting to stop his tantrums

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“I’m trying to kick your ass. In a nice way.”

—Pete Sampras, on his on-court philosophy

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: home.pon.net

BASEBALL HUMOR
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You might be a baseball nut if…
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You subscribe to Baseball Weekly during the off-season.
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You go to amateur ballgames (Little League, softball, etc.) even though you don’t know anyone on the teams.
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Many of your summertime meals seem to consist of $6 hotdogs, $5 nachos and $4 cokes.
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You’re still looking for that Todd van Poppel rookie card.
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The last time you flew across country you planned a stop in Chicago so you could go to Wrigley Field.
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You own a copy of the Official Baseball Rulebook. And you understand the Infield Fly and Balk rules.
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You’ve ever scored a game.
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You’re still carrying on a feud with your neighbor over whether Ichiro should have been eligible for Rookie of the Year.
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You know who pitched the seventh game of the ’68 World Series.
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You have Spring Training season tickets.
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Your spouse asks where you’d like to go on vacation this year and you say, "Boston, Baltimore, Cleveland and Detroit."
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: original post

SPORTS TRIVIA
Editor lists his all-time favorite sports nicknames
and adds a bonus video to put the icing on the
sports cake
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SPORTS NUT'S LIST OF HIS 20 FAVORITE

NICKNAMES OF PRO ATHLETES

BOB MCADOO "CAN DO"

"OUT OF SERVICE" PERVIS ELLISON

ERNIE "NO D" DIGREGORIO

"DINNER BELL" MEL TURPIN

REX "THE WONDER DOG" HUDLER

ERV "FOUR SACK" DUSAK

PAUL "MOTOR MOUTH" BLAIR

CHARLIE "KING KONG" KELLER

LEON "DADDY WAGS" WAGNER

CURT "CLANK" BLEFARY

BILLY "WHITE SHOES" JOHNSON

BOB "HUNCHY" HOERNSCHEMEYER

"SPUTNIK" LENNY MOORE

"SQUIRMING HERMAN" WEDEMEYER

"NEON" DEION SANDERS

LOUIS GEORGE "LONG GONE" DUPRE

ELROY " CRAZY LEGS" HIRSCH

BOBBY "BOOGALOO" WATTS

THOMAS "HITMAN" HEARNS

"MARVELOUS" MARVIN HAGLER

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Hitman? Marvelous? Listed in sequence at the end!

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Coincidence?

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Au contraire, mon frere!!!

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Old school fight fans know what the bonus video is now!

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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!"

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In Las Vegas, Hagler and Hearns fight for Hagler's

middleweight crown and you will witness the most

action-packed title fight ever.

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In viewing the action on the video, to enhance

what you are viewing, listen to the very astute

analysis by the commentators so the fight will

be even more memorable to you during and

after the viewing.

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Click here to view ===> HAGLER-HEARNS MIDDLEWEIGHT TITLE FIGHT

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Source: youtube.com

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Image credits:

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CAN DO: sportsecyclopedia.com

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OUT OF SERVICE: chinadaily.com

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NO D: onlinesports.com

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DINNER BELL: 4.bp.blogspot.com

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THE WONDER DOG: 2.bp.blogspot.com

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FOUR SACK: baseball-almanac.com

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MOTOR MOUTH: baseball-almanac.com

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KING KONG: findagrave.com

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DADDY WAGS: gfg.com

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CLANK: caimages.collectors.com

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WHITE SHOES: sportsecyclopedia.com

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HUNCHY: gfg.com

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SPUTNIK: images.barnesandnoble.com

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SQUIRMING HERMAN: wedey.usanethosting.com

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NEON: yk.psu.edu

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LONG GONE: zianet.com

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CRAZY LEGS: memorabelia.com

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BOOGALOO: doghouse.com

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HIT MAN: athlete.com

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MARVELOUS: sparta.k12.il.us

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sports.espn.go.com

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BASEBALL QUOTES

ESPN blogger cites best baseball quotes of 2009

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And the most affectionate words ever uttered about the soon-to-be late, great Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome in Minneapolis came from the mouth of then-Royals GM John Schuerholz in 1984:
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"The only thing that can solve the Metrodome's problems is a nuclear bomb."

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sports.yahoo.com

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NBA BASKETBALL QUOTES

NBA quotes and Pacers quotes video highlight NBA media day

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The quote of the day from Mavs Media Day, from Dirk Nowitzki regarding aging, dating and parenthood: 'My sperm is getting slower,' he said, grinning. '(So) eventually, I've got to trust somebody.'"

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Click here to view ===> NBA QUOTES

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