FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: footy-boots.com

SOCCER QUOTES
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Top Ten Football (Soccer) Quotes of 2008.
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“It doesn’t matter how late he was. If you’re getting on a plane and you miss it by one minute, you don’t go on holiday.”
--- Wolves boss Mick McCarthy gives his reasons for dropping Richard Stearman after the player arrives late for a team meeting.
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NAOMI CAMPBELL, SUPER MODEL

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SWIMMING QUOTES

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John Cleese:
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The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas Day, and I used to have to swim back. Extraordinary. It was a ritual. Mind you, that wasn't the hard part. The difficult bit was getting out of the sack.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger:
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I think the public thinks I am narcissistic because I look in the mirror. What they don't understand is that is the only way I can check my progress. How do I know that my muscles grow the way that I want? By flexing them and checking them in the mirror, by measuring them with a tape or possibly by stepping on a scale. The mirror is by far the best because I can see each muscle's definition. That is very subtle. Sometimes even another bodybuilder cannot see what I can. A swimmer uses a stopwatch like a mirror. A jumper's tape is his mirror. But the public is weirdly afraid of themselves. They are guilty about the mirror. They think by looking in it there's something wrong. How many mirrors are there in America?
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Warren Buffet:

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You only find out who is swimming naked when the tide goes out
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Michael Phelps:

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When the Australians walked out, the crowd went nuts, and when we walked out, the crowd went even more nuts. I can't describe how amazing that was. Three thousand people were here rooting for the two strongest swimming nations. I'll never forget that, and I was glad to be part of it.

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Michael Phelps:

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If I didn't swim my best, I'd think about it at school, at dinner, with my friends. It would drive me crazy.

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BICYCLING QUOTES
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Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
~Leslie Nielsen, Naked Gun 2 1/2.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: directsattv.com

MR. AND MRS. HENRY BASKETT
(HENRY \ NFL PLAYER)
(KENDRA nee WILKINSON \ EX-PLAYBOY MODEL)

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SPORTS PICTORIAL

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20 of the Hottest Athlete Sports Wives

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GOLF QUOTES
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Here, Eddie, hold the flag while I putt out.
Walter Hagen (to the Prince of Wales)
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My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken!
Byron Nelson (on Jack Lemmon's swing)
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: thehockeynews.com

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HOCKEY QUOTES

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"I think he is not Belarusian now, he is French because I never fight with Belarusian guys. I don't know why he wants to fight with me. If he wants to fight, we'll go in the street and every minute of every day I'll wait for him and we'll fight."

– Toronto’s Mikhail Grabovski on fellow Belarusian Sergei Kostitsyn after a fight-filled game against Montreal in January.

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HUNTING QUOTES
2 web sites provide hunting quotes for this FSQ post.
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HUNTING QUOTES, PART I
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People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-Otto von Bismarck
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The perils of duck hunting are great- especially for the duck.
-Walter Cronkite
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A hungry dog hunts best.
-Lee Trevino --American Professional Golfer, b. 1939
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The hounds all join in glorious cry, / The huntsman winds his horn: / And a-hunting we will go.
-Henry Fielding --British novelist and playwright, 1707-1754
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If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth.
-William Maxwell
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Not to open the hunting season on the pretext that there is no game would be as if one gave up celebrating Christmas because there was not enough snow to go by sleigh to midnight Mass.
-Maurice Grimaud, Prefect of Paris Police
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HUNTING QUOTES, PART II
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sports.yahoo.com

AUTO RACING \ NASCAR QUOTES
Web site presents a listing and a video of quotes by Nascar drivers
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• "Why did I take up racing? I was too lazy to work and too chicken to steal"
-- Kyle Petty
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• "They said they wanted someone with a size 12 shoe and a size 2 hat."
-- Buddy Baker on being one of the first invited to run at top speed at Talladega.
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• "We go six times faster."
-- William C. France, answering the question of why there are six times as many deaths in NASCAR as in football
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