SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Friday, December 28, 2007

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: smh.com.au

SPORTS QUOTES

"You have a long handle with a small net. You obtain your ball through the net and then you push it into the neck of the rifle. That's all I know about cricket." APEC visitor Peggy Chang, Washington correspondent for the Chinese edition of Voice of America, comes to grips with Australia's national game.

"Last night we went down to give him a pat, he just snarled at us and said: 'Piss off and let me eat'. He has got an attitude, he thinks he's good." Assistant trainer John Sadler on how Efficient celebrated after his Melbourne Cup win.

"What she does is grab two ends [of a player's arm] and munches her - it's like she hasn't been fed." Australian water polo coach Greg McFadden on the Italian women's player who allegedly bit Aussie star Kate Gynther.

"My head looked uglier than it does normally." Rugby league prop Ben Czislowski had an infected tooth embedded in his head for 15 weeks.

"It all depends on how big your balls are." Australian runner Craig Mottram in a live US television interview after beating a classy two-mile race field at the Prefontaine Classic in Eugene, Oregon.




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