FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: a-gamegolf.com

 

"Golf. You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks."
- Author Unknown
Funny quote #2:               ******
"Show me a man with a great golf game, and I'll show you
a man who has been neglecting something."
- John F. Kennedy
David Feherty quote #1:******            
"Because I've already insulted everyone in Europe."
- David Feherty, when asked why he was moving to the U.S.
to work as a commentator.
David Feherty quote#1: ******  
"Pressure is playing for $10 when you don't have a dime in your pocket."
- Lee Trevino, this funny golf quote is a gem.
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Gary McCord golf
"He dyed his hair black and grew a goatee. That's why he's
playing better, in my opinion."
- Gary McCord, speaking about P.G.A. Tour's Andrew Magee
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"I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I make."
- Seve Ballesteros, explaining to a sports writer, who
asked the question, "how did you manage to 4-putt
the 16th green?" after the 1986 Masters.
Lee Trevino golf quote.   ****** 
"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask
my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of
their husbands work."
- Lee Trevino-                                 
David Feherty quote#2: ******
"Bumpy greens don't bother me anymore. Since I've become
an analyst, I don't see the problem."
- David Feherty
Just more funny quotes.        ******
"The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf."
- H. G. Wells 
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"Golf is a good walk spoiled."
- Mark Twain 
Funny golf quotes are here.  ******
"Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place,
but not much."
- Buddy Hackett
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"Why am I using a new putter? Because the old one didn't 
float too well."
- Craig Stadler
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"I really don't enjoy playing this game at all anymore. You
would have to be a pervert to enjoy the sort of feelings that
I went through out there."
- David Feherty, after winning a European Tour event in 1987
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"A caddie is someone who accompanies a golfer and didn't
see the ball either."
- Anonymous And

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On being asked, before his final round, what he had to
shoot to win the tournament- "The rest of the field."
- Roger Maltbie 
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"If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw
it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't waste
energy going back to pick it up."
- Tommy Bolt  
Funny golf 

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