SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: baseball-fever.com

 
Baseball's boozers

The game of baseball has had some legendary boozehounds. I found some great quotes from baseball people regarding drinking and those who drink.

Source: Baseball Babylon by Dan Gutman

"I was the biggest, most hopeless and most violent drunk in baseball." - Sam McDowell

"Either he was out very late or he was out very early." - Casey Stengel, commenting on legendary drunkard Don Larsen after he had wrecked his car at dawn during spring training in 1956.

"To say that Horace (Stoneham) can drink is like saying that Frank Sinatra can sing." - Leo Durocher

"It's not so bad. It's a great place to meet women." - Bob Welch, about The Meadows, the Arizona clinic where he underwent alcohol rehabilitation, 1980.

"As long as I could pitch a little, no one cared that I was getting drunk." - Don Newcombe

"How dare you belittle my drinking!" - Pitcher Red Evans to Leo Durocher, after the manager suggested that Evans was drunk after drinking six beers, 1939.

"Pure elixir of malt and hops, beats all the drugs and all the drops." - 'Smiling' Mickey Welch's formula for his pitching success, 1890s.

"Drink beer, like a real man, not any more of that milk!" - Boston pitcher Roger Clemens, heckling recovering alcoholics Bob Welch and Dennis Eckersley, 1988.

"Whenever the ball looks like this - ooo - take a chance on the middle one." - Advice to Reds players in a Cincinnati newspaper, 1903.
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