SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, March 10, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: listafterlist.com

CHEATERS IN BASEBALL?

To quote the great Buck O'Neil: "As long as baseball is around, guys will be looking to get ahead." Barry Bonds isn't the first MLB player accused of cheating and won't be the last. Here are some of players through history who found an illegal competitive edge:


1. Barry Bonds - accused of steroid use and HGH

2. Babe Ruth - drank alcohol before games

3. 1951 New York Giants - sign-stealing system in place at the Polo Grounds

4. Gaylord Perry - loaded the baseball with Vaseline

5. Albert Belle - used corked bates

6. Sammy Sosa - used corked bats

7. John McGraw - used to grab baserunners belts, trip feet, and spike players as they rounded third

8. Joe Niekro - used an emory board and sandpaper on his finger to throw nasty sliders and knuckleballs

9. Whitey Ford - doctored balls, sliced cuts into balls, and threw a "gunk" ball made of mud, baby oil, turpentine, and resin

10. The Bossard Family (groundskeepers, Cleveland Indians, Chicago White Sox, 1920s-present) - kept fields wet for sinker-ball pitchers and muddy bases for speedy base-stealers

11. Norm Cash - used a corked bat for an entire season (BA - .361, HRs - 41, RBIs - 132)

12. Graig Nettles - used the "superball" bat

13. Amos Otis - used a corked / "superball" bat

14. George Brett - the infamous "too much pine tar on his bat" incident

15. Preacher Roe - his book title says all "he Outlawed Spitball Was My Money Pitch."

16. Rick Honeycutt - used a tack to cut slices in the ball while pitching - actually scratched his face with the tack once almost poking his eye out

17. Don Sutton - accused of scuffing with hidden sandpaper - Once, he left a note inside his glove for the men in black. It said, "You're getting warm, but it's not here."

18. Kevin Gross - used sandpaper when pitching

19. Billy Hatcher - corked bat

20. Wilton Guerrero - corked bat

21. Brian Moehler - sandpaper thumb

22. Lew Burdette - accused of throwing a "spitball"

23. Nels Potter - accused of throwing a "spitball"

24. Maury Wills - a manager who, on April 25, 1981, told the Kingdome groundskeepers to enlarge the batter's box by a foot






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