SPORTS INSULTS
| 1. "The Cubs don't have to get any better, the other teams in the Division just have to get a little worse" --from the Murph & Fred show at WSCR 2. They have finally decided to build a privacy fence around Wrigley field. Apparently what the Cubs are doing should not be seen in public. --Anonymous
3. "One thing you learn as a Cubs fan: When you bought your ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth" --Joe Garagiola
4. "Welcome to 'Cubdom', Dusty. That smell from the team isn't roses, is it? Fertilizer, maybe." - Greg Couch - Sun Times Columnist
5. CUB FEVER -- CATCH IT ........ AND DIE!
6. "There's nothing wrong with this team that more pitching, more fielding and more hitting couldn't help" --Bill Buckner
7. "I'd rather my sister become a prostitute than my brother become a Cub fan." --Anonymous
8. "What are the cruelest 2 words you can say to a Cub fan? .... PLAY BALL!!" --Dale Hutton 9. "They were teasing all along, from early April to late September. Next time, they can swoon in June (on the 2001 season). It's much easier to swallow." --Jay Moriotti. Sun-Times columnist 10. "It is tempting to say, that, ultimately, what the Cubs accomplished this postseason was nothing more than giving every White Sox fan in the world the easiest Halloween costume they'll ever have: green turtleneck, black sweatshirt, Cubs hat, headphones, Coke-bottle glasses" --Phil Arvia, Daily Southtown: 10/16/03 RETIRED QUOTES
"It's hard to put you finger on it. You have to have a certain dullness of mind and spirit to play here. I went through psychoanalysis and that helped me deal with my Cubness." --Jim Brosnan, former Cubs pitcher
"If I managed the Cubs, I'd be an alcoholic." --Whitey Herzog "85% of the world works for a living. The other 15 come out here to day baseball. It's a playground for the C@ck$uckers."
-- Former Cubs manager Lee Elia on the fans at Wrigley Field "The Cubs were taking batting practice and the pitching machine threw a no-hitter" --Radio deejay "The Chicago Cubs are like Rush street. Alot of singles but no action." -Joe Garagiola | | |
ALL QUOTES FROM CUBSSUCK POSTINGS
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