SPORTS HUMOR
CARNAC THE MAGNIFICENT, THE SPORTS PSYCHIC!
Johnny Carson's classic Carnac the Magnificent is resurrected for this sports trivia game!
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Carnac foresees the answer -- "Bobby Orr, Bobby Hull, Ed Sullivan."
Opens envelope for question: "Name two hockey players and a hockey puck."
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Carnac: "Catch-22."
Ed: "Catch-22"
Carnac (looking at Ed with disdain): "May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your short."
"Catch-22...What do the Los Angeles Dodgers do with 100 pop flies."
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Carnac: Touchback.
Ed: Touchback
Carnac: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?
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Carnac: Big Ben, Joe Namath and a candidate's campaign promises.
Carnac: Big Ben, Joe Namath and a candidate's campaign promises.
ED: Big Ben, Joe Namath and a candidate's campaign promises.
(Another look of disdain for Ed from Carnac )
Carnac: What is a clock, a jock and a crock.
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"A triple and a double, catcher's and fielder's, and Dolly Parton"
"Name two big hits, two big mitts.....and a famous country singer!"
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