SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Saturday, April 5, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: timesonline.com

DARTS HUMOR
Weight of evidence suggests that darts greats are fit not fat

Andy Hamilton

Perhaps you have caught some of the darts World Championship over the past few days. Perhaps you have curled your lips and refused to watch - after all, darts has taken a steep plunge downmarket in recent years. And perhaps you have watched and wondered: how can anyone call this a sport when even overweight men are good at it?

If so, you have missed the point. The prevalence of the overweight is not proof that darts is unathletic. That so many of the sport's best players have the same body plan suggests very strongly that the sport has, by the ruthless processes of natural selection, come up with the ideal physique. It cannot be coincidence; we must conclude that the top players are not good in spite of being overweight, they are good partly because they are overweight.

Leading darts players tend to be broad-shouldered, burly, thick of forearm, shortish in the arm, with plenty of weight about belly and bum. This ballast helps them to keep a perfect balance while leaning forward at a steep angle.

The art of darts is in perfect stillness of everything save the forearm of the throwing arm: the big frame, anchored to the ground by adipose tissue, makes this possible on a consistent, endlessly repeatable basis. Watch Phil Taylor. When he throws a dart, nothing moves but his right forearm and an eyebrow.

As marathon running produces skinny men who have to run round in the shower to get wet, as weightlifting produces short-levered men with mighty torsos, as basketball produces skyscraping giants, so darts produces its generously fleshed champions. It's called survival of the fittest. That's not a joke, by the way. Fit doesn't mean strong or healthy, it means suitable. As evolution makes gazelles fast and elephants big, so the processes of sport bring us muscle-popping sprinters, etiolated high jumpers, gigantic shot putters - and tubby darts players. It is not an accident, it is the pursuit of excellence.






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