SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: emmitsburg.net

COLLEGE FOOTBALL HUMOR

University Entrance Exam: Football Player Version:

Foreign Language: What language is spoken in France?

History: Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

Literature: Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY

Religion: What religion is the Pope? (circle only one)
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic

Metric Conversion: How many feet equal 0.0 meters?

Physics: What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

Religion: How many commandments were Moses given? (approximately)

Geography: What are people in America's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners

American History: Spell Bush, Carter, and Clinton.

European History: Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

Natural Science: Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) a 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky

Advanced Physics: Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no

Philosophy: What are coat hangers used for?

Political Science: The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

Physics: Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

Architecture: Where is the basement in a three-story building located?

Agricultural Science: Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) New York
(b) Florida
(c) Canada
(d) Wisconsin

Advanced math: If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

Communications: What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?

IMPORTANT! You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify.

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