SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, April 7, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source:sherwoodarchers.com

Longbow Archery Quotes & Sayings
"The more you practise the luckier you get"

"It was a 10 when it left the bow"

"The only way I can get my arrows to group is to keep them in my quiver"

"If it is not fun then you must be hitting the target"

"Archery is not a sport it is brain damage"

"Just because I dress like Robin Hood , it does not mean I can shoot like Robin Hood!!!!!"

"Remember when you don't hit what you are aiming at, it's not because of the bow or arrows, it is the JERK on the string"

"I'm not used to shooting indoors, the lack of wind confused me."

"Remember the more you shoot the more arrows you have to buy"

"Oh you wanted me to hit that target"

"To be sure of hitting the target shoot first and what ever you hit call it the target"

An archers creativeness for excuses is only limited by the number of arrows in their quiver.

"These new arrows are useless they keep going where I'm aiming instead of where they are supposed to go"

"Oh wait a second these are my practise arrows"

If the point is sharp and the arrow is quick it can pierce the dust, no matter how thick.

Archers do it with a quiver

Once they are out of the quiver there is no telling where they will end up.

"Look mate this is a 60lb longbow shooting 700gr arrows, If I had HIT the target I would have destroyed it."

"No wonder I cannot hit the target, these new arrows are straight"

Archery is 1% Form, 2% Concentration and 97% Dumb LUCK

Arrows are like lightning they only hit what they want and it is rarely where you expect to hit.

"I suffer from Fast-Flite embolism…… I have a clot on the string"

"No shot is hard to make, but a lot of them are just too easy to miss"

"Don't worry, let the arrow pick the target"






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