GOLF QUOTES
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I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.
-Buddy Hackett
Once when I was golfing in Georgia I hooked the ball into a swamp. I went
in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a
little golfer on it.
-Buddy Hackett
Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.
-Dave Marr
"I'm very lucky. If it wasn't for golf I don't know what I'd be doing. If my
IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere."
-Lee Trevino
Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than
any other game.
-Bruce Lansky
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20
percent lied.
-Bruce Lansky
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the
occasional miracle.
Why is it that when you tell yourself, 'don't hit it in the water' your body
only seems to hear the word 'water'?
The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name...and
they say golf is a quiet game.
Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank
it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out
and, for no reason at all, you really stink.
-Bob Hope
Only a stupid golfer throws his club behind him. The smart golfer throws his
club ahead so he can pick it up on the way to the next hole.
-Tommy Armour
Corollary: clubs don't float.
He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.
-Mickey Mantle
I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.
-Buddy Hackett
Once when I was golfing in Georgia I hooked the ball into a swamp. I went
in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a
little golfer on it.
-Buddy Hackett
Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.
-Dave Marr
"I'm very lucky. If it wasn't for golf I don't know what I'd be doing. If my
IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere."
-Lee Trevino
Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than
any other game.
-Bruce Lansky
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20
percent lied.
-Bruce Lansky
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the
occasional miracle.
Why is it that when you tell yourself, 'don't hit it in the water' your body
only seems to hear the word 'water'?
The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name...and
they say golf is a quiet game.
Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank
it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out
and, for no reason at all, you really stink.
-Bob Hope
Only a stupid golfer throws his club behind him. The smart golfer throws his
club ahead so he can pick it up on the way to the next hole.
-Tommy Armour
Corollary: clubs don't float.
He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.
-Mickey Mantle
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