"After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying.
P.G. Wodehouse, Order by Golf, 1922
When I putt, my emotions collide like tectonic plates. It's left my memory circuits full of scars that won't heal.
Mac O'Grady
That son of a bitch was able to hole a putt over 60 feet of peanut brittle.
Lloyd Mangrum, about Bobby Locke
Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists.
Heywood Hale Broun
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
Bob Hope
His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.
Ian Baker-Finch, on John Daly
John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him. Nick Faldo, on John Daly
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.
Princess Anne of Great Britain
One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa.
Mac O'Grady, describing a typical round of golf
If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf.
Percey Boomer
Yeah, after each of my downhill putts.
Homero Blancas, asked if he had any uphill putts
When you hear someone shout "You da man," if he ain't shouting at Arnold Palmer, then it ain't da man.
Ron Green, Charlotte Observer
What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots.
Bob Bruce, about the senior tour
Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again.
Lon Hinkle
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