SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Saturday, June 7, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: findarticles.com


SPORTS PROFILE: JOE DON LOONEY

I remember just one football carry for my hometown Baltimore Colts by its newly-acquired and highly-touted running back, Joe Don Looney - 58 yards, touchdown!

Never heard from him again in Baltimore and just barely heard anymore from him before or since that TD run!

Here was an Oklahoma Sooner who made headlines on the gridiron, then nothing!

What happened to a star football player who finally became a recluse long after his football career ended and who left all who had marveled at his football skills befuddled and puzzled?

When asked by Lions head coach Harry Gilmer to take a play into the huddle, this #1 draft choice by the New York football Giants, then with the Lions responded, "If you need a messenger, call Western Union!"

Baltimore's Shula asked Looney to finish his burger in the hallway after Joe Don tried to finish eating his burger during a team meeting because "he was hungry!"

Bud Wilkinson, the renowned Sooner head coach, tried and failed to understand and motivate this truly gifted football marvel, as did the 5 NFL coaches who also saw Joe Don's marvelous ability.

Exactly who was the player called by a Sporting News reporter "the greatest football who never was."

I started to read the biography, 3rd Down & Forever, mainly for the NFL segments, then I finished learning more about his life from the mini-biography from the Sporting News, which you can also view by clicking here ----> JOE DON LOONEY

J. Brent Clark's full biography of Joe Don Looney, 3rd Down& Forever (ISBN 0-312-07870-6), St. Martin's Press, 1991, adds flesh to the bones and reveals even more about the man.

Luckiest Man about Lou Gehrig is the saddest sports biographyI've ever read. Clark's biography on Looney is second as the sadness mounts continually to its final conclusion off of a lonely Texas highway - Looney's cynical sense of humor throughout makes all very bearable in the end.
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