SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: basicjokes.com

SPORTS QUOTES
by Leo Durocher
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In the olden days, the umpire didn't have to take any courses in mind reading. The pitcher told you he was going to throw at you.
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Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill.***
You argue with the umpire because there is nothing else you can do about it.
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If you don't win, you're going to be fired. If you do win, you've only put off the day you're going to be fired.
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In order to become a big-league manager you have to be in the right place at the right time. That's rule number one.
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God watches over drunks and third baseman.
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How you play the game is for college ball. When you're playing for money, winning is the only thing that matters.
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Buy a steak for a player on another club after the game, but don't even speak to him on the field. Get out there and beat them to death.***
Give me some scratching, diving, hungry ballplayers who come to kill you.
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I made a game effort to argue but two things were against me: the umpires and the rules.
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