BASEBALL HECKLES AND COMEBACKS
Ok, enough of the serious stuff and on to my favorite heckles and comebacks.
“Hey Blue! You’re missing a good game.
”Comeback — I know, I’m working this one instead.
Hey Blue! Check your cell phone, that’s three missed calls.
Comeback —I think your gene pool needs more chlorine.
A fan yelled out to a batter, “You better be swinging, you’re standing in the umps strike zone.” There is no comeback for this one; the ump wins every time with a big strike zone.
Hey Blue! You call more strikes than a union delegate.
Hey Blue! We know your blind, I’ve seen your wife.
Oh no, there goes the coach taking the bus home early.
Hey Blue! I, too, was confused the first time I saw a baseball game.
Comeback — If you’re so important, how come the seats don’t face you.
Hey Blue! You should break your cane and shoot your dog, you blind bat.
Last one, Hey Blue! There’s a town in Massachusetts named after you, Marblehead.
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