SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: phinfever.com

Image: denalispizza.com
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NFL FOOTBALL QUOTES
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Roy Williams (Detroit Lions WR, in the final year of a 15 Million-dollar contract); "The pizza man knows, when he's coming to my house, he's coming for free. There's no such thing as a tip. But I am really polite, and I say Thank You, sir."
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Art Shell (former Oakland Raiders HC after the Randy Moss trade to New England) "They'll find out Randy can't run consistently anymore. He'll drive Brady and Belichick crazy. He teases people because every now and then you see something, but he can't keep it up consistently anymore...he's losing his legs. He's becoming an old man fast."
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Mike McCormack (former Baltimore Colt HOF OTackle, on cheating in the NFL), "I remember when we hired a professor from Gallaudet [a school for the deaf] to sit in the press box and read a coach's lips. That's when you started to see coaches put their clipboard over their microphone."
An 23-yr-old assistant coach-apprentice on that team was named Bill Belichick.
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Jared Allen (Minnesota Vikings DTackle advising a rookie on how to stop a blocker from holding {when he was with KC})."Just kick him in the (man area). He'll stop."
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Emmit Smith (former Cowboy HOF RB on whether Randy Moss can become a leader), "You can't change the stripes of a leopard."
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Dan Marino: "Sometimes, I wish we were all amateurs again. I'd play for nothing. Ab-so-lute-ly free."

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