SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Saturday, July 19, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sportingnews.com


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SPORTS QUOTES
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"I never said I wanted to be traded." Baltimore Orioles SS Miguel Tejada, two days after saying "I've been with the Orioles for two years and things haven't gone in the direction that we were expecting, so I think the best thing will be a change of scenery." (12/12/05)
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"Sometimes even Superman gets a chink in his armor." Orlando Magic G Steve Francis, on being injured (12/6/05)
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''Randy Moss is like a beautiful woman who can't cook, doesn't want to clean and doesn't want to take care of kids. You really don't want her, but she's so beautiful that you can't let her go. That'show Randy is. You have to take the good with the bad." Deion Sanders, during an appearance on Sporting News Radio (1/13/04)
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"Last year, when I had surgery on my hand, I came back in 10 days. Nobody is ever back fromsurgery in 10 days and playing and producing. I think I'm one of the few guys who gets better every year. I'm on my way to being an MVP and champion." - Indiana Pacers' Ron Artest, commenting on whether he can play Friday (11/12/04)
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"I can't help it if the alarm clock doesn't go off. Stuff like that happens." - Portland Trailblazers' Zach Randolph, on missing the team plane Saturday (11/6/04)
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"I would like to extend a hunting trip to him deep in the woods somewhere." Colorado Rockies Todd Helton, on broadcaster Wayne Hagin, who suggested the All-Star first baseman used steroids in the 1990s (3/21/05)

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