SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: golfdigest.com


GOLF QUOTES
U. S. Open Quotes
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"Bill, just give me one of those things you're advertising and I'll cut my throat." --Byron Nelson to radio announcer Bill Stern, whose broadcast was sponsored by Gillette razor blades, after the final round in 1946 at Canterbury. During the third round Nelson's caddie accidentally kicked his ball while ducking under a rope. The one-shot penalty dropped Nelson from the lead into a three-way playoff, won by Lloyd Mangrum.
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"Go ahead, Arnold, you're hot." --Billy Casper to Arnold Palmer on the 18th green at Olympic in 1966 after Palmer asked Casper if he should mark his ball. Palmer blew a seven-shot lead on the back nine and needed the short putt to tie Casper. Palmer made the putt, but Casper won the playoff.
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"My God, I've won the Open." --Ken Venturi after sinking the final putt at Congressional in 1964.
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"Nobody wins the Open. It wins you." --Cary Middlecoff after his 1956 victory at Oak Hill.
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"I would rather fight Sonny Liston than go through what I have to the next nine holes." --Gary Player, to Bobby Eaton, his 15-year-old local caddie, after he had moved into contention on the front nine during the final round of the 1963 Open at The Country Club.
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"No, we're trying to identify them." --Sandy Tatum, championship committee head, when asked if the USGA was trying to embarrass the world's best at Winged Foot in 1974 -- dubbed "The Massacre" by author Dick Schaap.
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"I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees." --Ben Hogan at the trophy presentation after his final-round 67 at Oakland Hills in 1951. The problem? Hogan probably never said these exact words. The sentence is a blending of several quips Hogan made after the round, which over time emerged as the legendary quote.
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"Eighty acres of corn and a few cows. Just because you cut the grass and put up flags doesn't mean you have a golf course." --Dave Hill to a reporter after the second round at Hazeltine National in 1970. The reporter asked Hill what the course -- a puzzling and unpopular selection -- lacked.
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"Nothing. You're too far back." --Bob Drum, sportswriter, responding to Arnold Palmer asking him what a final-round 65 would do for his chances of winning at Cherry Hills in 1960. Palmer shot 65 -- and won.
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"I am such an idiot." --Phil Mickelson after double-bogeying the 72nd hole at Winged Foot in 2006 to hand Geoff Ogilvy a one-shot victory.

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