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BOWLING QUOTES
from the Coen brothers movie "The Big Lebowski"

The Big Lebowski is a 1998 film about an amiable unemployed slacker, The Dude, and his close friends, all fond of their nights at the local bowling alley, who are drawn into a Chandleresque plot involving the missing younger wife of a millionaire namesake.
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They figured he was a lazy, time wasting slacker. They were right . . . . . Fuck it, Dude . . Let's go bowling.
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[in response to a thug holding a bowling ball and asking what it is] Obviously you're not a golfer.
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Smokey, this isn't Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
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You brought the fucking Pomeranian bowling?
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Answering Machine: Mr Lebowski, this is Bill Salinger of the Southern Cal bowling league. We received an, uh, an informal complaint that a member of your team - a Walter Sobchak? - drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league's by-laws and also article 27...