FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: fullcontactpoker.com

SOCCER QUOTES
Quotes by manager Gordon Strachan
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On Wayne Rooney...
"It's an incredible rise to stardom; at 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."
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Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there.
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Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.
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Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. So I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick - down negative man, down.
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Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.
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Reporter: "What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?"
Strachan: "I don't do impressions"
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Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then?
Strachan: No, still Scottish, 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose!
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Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.
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Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.
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