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HOCKEY QUOTES

Quotes from Chris McDonell's Shooting from the Lip:

Hockey's Best Quotes and Quips

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Top Ten Hockey Quotes

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10. "Guys, I don't want to tell you half-truths, unless they're completely accurate."

- coach Alain Vigneault.

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9. "Luc Robitaille is a great kid and good player, but ask anybody on the street and they'd probably think Luc Robitaille is a type of salad dressing."

- L.A. Kings owner Bruce McNall on why he brought Wayne Gretzky to Hollywood in 1988.

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8. "We only speak two languages here: English and profanity."

- Penguins coach Kevin Constantine on the many languages spoken by his team.

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7. "He's the kind of guy who will stab you in the back right to your face."

- St. Louis Blues superstar Brett Hull on coach Mike Keenan.

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6. "We have only one person to blame, and that's each other."

- New York Rangers defenseman Barry Beck.

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5. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."

- Saku Koivu.

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4. "Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt."

- Calgary Flames' Theo Fleury.

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3. "Wayne came over to the bench one day after seeing (Zdeno) Chara, and said 'That's why I'm quitting.'"

- Rangers coach John Muckler, laughing about Wayne Gretzky's comment on Ottawa's 6'9" defenseman Zdeno Chara.

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2. "Tell him he's Wayne Gretzky."

- Oilers coach Ted Green, after Shaun Van Allen suffered a concussion and couldn't remember who he was.

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1. "How would you like it if, at your job, every time you made the slightest mistake a little red light went on over your head and 18,000 people stood up and screamed at you?"

- Hall of Fame Montreal Canadiens goalie Jacques Plante.

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