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GAMBLING QUOTES
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"I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off."
— Alex Trebek
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"In Louisiana, we don't bet on football games, we bet on whether a politician is going to be indicted or not."
— Mark Duffy
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"Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people."
— Samantha Bee
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"Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face."
— VP Pappy
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"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
— Unknown
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"When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table."
— Dean Martin
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"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
— Stephen Wright
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"Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed."
— Mark Twain
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"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
— Steven Wright
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"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time."
— Terry Pratchett
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