BEYONCE KNOWLES ( ACTRESS \ MODEL )
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GOLF QUOTES
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“Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom.”
-Michael Green
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"Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much."
-Buddy Hackett
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"A caddie is someone who accompanies a golfer and didn't see the golf ball either."
-Anonymous
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"I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I make."
"I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I make."
-Seve Ballesteros, explaining to a golf writer, who asked the question, "how did you manage to 4-putt the 16th green?" after the 1986 Masters Golf Tournament.
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"I really don't enjoy playing this game at all anymore. You would have to be a pervert to enjoy the sort of feelings that I went through out there."
-David Feherty, after winning a European Tour event in 1987
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When asked why he was moving to the U.S. to work as a golf analyst.
"Because I've already insulted everyone in Europe."
-David Feherty
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"Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you play golf before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle."
-Jackie Gleason
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"If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right."
"If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right."
-Bob Hope
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"Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear."
"Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear."
-David Feherty
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"Bumpy greens don't bother me anymore. Since I've become an analyst, I don't see the problem."
-David Feherty
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"When the ducks are walking, you know it is too windy to be playing golf."
"When the ducks are walking, you know it is too windy to be playing golf."
-Dave Stockton
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On being asked, before his final round, what he had to shoot to win the golf tournament-
On being asked, before his final round, what he had to shoot to win the golf tournament-
"The rest of the field."
-Roger Maltbie
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"I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler."
"I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler."
-David Feherty
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