SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: a-gamegolf.com

BEYONCE KNOWLES ( ACTRESS \ MODEL )
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GOLF QUOTES
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“Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom.”
-Michael Green
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"Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much."
-Buddy Hackett
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"A caddie is someone who accompanies a golfer and didn't see the golf ball either."
-Anonymous
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"I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I make."
-Seve Ballesteros, explaining to a golf writer, who asked the question, "how did you manage to 4-putt the 16th green?" after the 1986 Masters Golf Tournament.
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"I really don't enjoy playing this game at all anymore. You would have to be a pervert to enjoy the sort of feelings that I went through out there."
-David Feherty, after winning a European Tour event in 1987
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When asked why he was moving to the U.S. to work as a golf analyst.
"Because I've already insulted everyone in Europe."
-David Feherty
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"Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you play golf before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle."
-Jackie Gleason
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"If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right."
-Bob Hope
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"Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear."
-David Feherty
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"Bumpy greens don't bother me anymore. Since I've become an analyst, I don't see the problem."
-David Feherty
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"When the ducks are walking, you know it is too windy to be playing golf."
-Dave Stockton
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On being asked, before his final round, what he had to shoot to win the golf tournament-
"The rest of the field."
-Roger Maltbie
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"I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler."
-David Feherty
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