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MOTORCYCLE QUOTES
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Related topics: Motocross, Dirt Bikes, Motor Sports
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Part I: Quotes from the movie Motorcycle Diaries
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Plot Summary: Motorcycle Diaries (2004)
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Twenty-three year old medical student Ernesto Guevara de la Serna - Fuser to his friends and later better known as 'Ernesto Che Guevara' - one semester away from graduation, decides to postpone his last semester to accompany his twenty-nine year old biochemist friend Alberto Granado - Mial to his friends - on his four month, 8,000 km long dream motorcycle trip throughout South America starting from their home in Buenos Aires. Their quest is to see things they've only read about in books about the continent on which they live, and to finish that quest on Alberto's thirtieth birthday on the other side of the continent in the Guajira Peninsula in Venezuela. Not all on this trip goes according to their rough plan due to a broken down motorbike, a continual lack of money (they often stretching the truth to gain the favor of a variety of strangers to help them), arguments between the two in their frequent isolation solely with each other, their raging libidos which sometimes get them into trouble, and dealing with Fuser's chronic asthma. But a chance encounter with a couple of Communists in the Chilean desert and an extended visit to the San Pablo Leper Colony in the Perúvian Amazon Basin among other things profoundly affects what each will want to do with his life and the bond each has with the other. Written by Huggo
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Movie Trailer: Motorcycle Diaries
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Movie Quotes: Motorcycle Diaries
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Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: What we had in common - our restlessness, our impassioned spirits, and a love for the open road.
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Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: Wandering around our America has changed me more than I thought. I am not me any more. At least I'm not the same me I was.
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Part II: Dirt Biker Quotes
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I never lose. I only run out of laps, gas, or time.
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Careful maintenance and preparation is critical to making your dirt bike is reliable enough to tow your buddy's bike back to the truck.
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Winning riders never have "left over" parts.
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Part III: MOTOCYCLE \ BIKER HUMOR

YOU KNOW YOU’RE A BIKER WHEN:

- Your best friends are named after animals.

- Your best shoes have steel toes.

- You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.

- Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.

- You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them.

- You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer.

- You’re only sunburned on the back of your hands.

- You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.

- Any day you ride is a good day.

- Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it.

- Your three piece suit is Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather Jacket.

- Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike before they can walk.

- Your garage has more square footage than your house.

- Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle magazines

- You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars.
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