FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: independent.co.uk

OLYMPICS SPORTS QUOTES
Quotes from the 1992 Olympics
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Related topic: Track and Field
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We're not here to make friends. We're here to beat them. We have a saying back in Utah:
'The Indians did not dine with Custer'.
-- John Stockton, of the US basketball team, on their refusal to stay in the Olympic village.
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I slept not a wink. There's people snoring in seven languages out there.
-- Irish journalist on cramped conditions in the Olympic village.
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I miss crime, murders. I miss Philadelphia. There hasn't been a brutal stabbing or anything nasty here in the last 24 hours. I really miss America.
-- Charles Barkley, of the US basketball team.
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NFL FOOTBALL INSULTS

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Thanks to Twitter, here are recent one-liners on Brett Favre:

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Saying Brett Favre retired is like saying your herpes are gone.

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Favre is to decisions what Vick is to dogs.

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I really wish Brett Favre would retire from retiring.

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Attention Brett Favre: You are not Michael Jordan.

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Brett Favre: “I won’t stop until I’ve thrown a pick for every team in the NFL.”

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I’d hate to go to Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors with Brett Favre.

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Cash for clunkers: The latest chapter in the Brett Favre saga.

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Even while tossing around the idea of staying retired, Brett Favre was intercepted 13 times.

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When the apocalypse comes, cockroaches will rise to become the master race. And then Brett Favre will announce he is their new quarterback.

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Taking a cue from Brett Favre, Sarah Palin has decided to come out of retirement and be the governor of Russia.

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I hereby retire from the Brett Favre fan club (3rd time). I’ll be filing paperwork with the league office on Monday.

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Under Obama’s healthcare plan Brett Favre will get the treatment he needs to tearfully retire every year.

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BREAKING: John Madden returning to broadcasting. Says Madden, “I feel like I have one more year of fawning over Brett Favre left in me.”

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sites.google.com

HANDBALL TRIVIA \ QUOTES
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OR THE HANDBALL GUIDE (article title)
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OR EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT
HANDBALL BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK (my title)
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Sample quote from article:
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Romeo Romero:
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"Anger and frustration are your true enemies; loosen up and relax.
Don’t rush or push it, your body will adjust to the game;
swiftness, accuracy and consistency are important in winning.”
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Click here to view ===> THE HANDBALL GUIDE (INCLUDES 2 VIDEOS)

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: komplexify.com

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HUNTING HUMOR \ QUOTES
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03.7.09
The mathematical theory of big game hunting VII
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Further techniques in the theory of big game hunting:
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Much work has been made on the many advances mathematics can make in the theory of big game hunting.
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This survey paper briefly describes the further contributions to the theory made by other disciplines.
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Click here to view ===> SURVEY PAPER: THEORY OF BIG GAME HUNTING
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: usatoday.com

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SPORTS TRIVIA \ QUOTES
Ex-Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher sinks two (2) holes in 1 on 9/11/09
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Although he won two games for Pittsburgh in the 1971 World Series, Steve Blass is best remembered as the pitcher who suddenly lost his control in 1973.
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Blass went from being a 19-game winner in 1972 to being unable to find the plate, and soon was out of baseball. Ever since, any pitcher who develops incurable wildness is referred to as having "Steve Blass Disease."
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But Blass was incredibly on the mark yesterday, sinking two holes-in-one in the same round of golf, at a Pirates Alumni event.
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"The first one we all went berserk," Blass told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. "The second one, I took off my glasses, and started rolling down the hill like a little kid. I looked like a big, fat bear rolling down the hill."
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Golf Digest lists the odds of accomplishing the feat as 1-in-67 million.
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The first ace was a 154-yarder, with an 8-iron. The second was from 175 yards, with a 7-iron.
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"When I was driving home, I was still so numb, still shaking," Blass said.
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"It was like after the World Series -- I was too thrilled to get drunk."
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: mbaguys.net

NAVJOT SINGH SIDHU

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CRICKET QUOTES

Quotes by ex-cricket player and cricket commentator Mavjot Singh Sidhu

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Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!

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Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.

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The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason

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This was uttered after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T.

"Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: writing.com

CRICKET POEM
(Awarded third prize in "Cricket Story/Poem Contest, 2004" ,
"Cricket Story/Poem Contest, 2004")
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AN ODE TO CRICKET
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Oh, cricket is such a fun,
Players keen to make a run
After, forcefully, they trounce
A ball of five and half ounce,
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With a mighty willow bat,
Swinging it this way and that,
In a show of great cunning,
batsmen bat a full inning,
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What decides who wins matches?
Runs and wickets and catches.
Bowlers’ dream is a hat-trick
Each side wants the trophy quick.
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Cricket, game of gentlemen,
Of sportsmanship, true emblem,
Thou can verily inflame
Passions in the name of game.
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In thy name forget nations,
Inimical relations.
Thy name can thaw up the heart,
And friendly talks can restart.
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Cricket, hold thy banner high
And, from rooftops, give a cry:
Heartily all of us hail
Sehwag, Kaif, Parthiv Patel.
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* Written in aabb, 7-7-7-7 format
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* The reference in the last but one stanza is to the thawing of relations between India and Pakistan in the wake of the Cricket match series, 2004.
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* Sehwag is the only cricketer in the world to complete a triple century with a sixer. Kaif and Parthiv Patel also made notable contributions.
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M C Gupta
24 April, 2004
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: video.forbes.com

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SPORTS TRIVIA
Report on top athletic endorsers on video by Forbes.com
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