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NFL FOOTBALL INSULTS

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Thanks to Twitter, here are recent one-liners on Brett Favre:

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Saying Brett Favre retired is like saying your herpes are gone.

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Favre is to decisions what Vick is to dogs.

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I really wish Brett Favre would retire from retiring.

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Attention Brett Favre: You are not Michael Jordan.

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Brett Favre: “I won’t stop until I’ve thrown a pick for every team in the NFL.”

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I’d hate to go to Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors with Brett Favre.

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Cash for clunkers: The latest chapter in the Brett Favre saga.

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Even while tossing around the idea of staying retired, Brett Favre was intercepted 13 times.

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When the apocalypse comes, cockroaches will rise to become the master race. And then Brett Favre will announce he is their new quarterback.

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Taking a cue from Brett Favre, Sarah Palin has decided to come out of retirement and be the governor of Russia.

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I hereby retire from the Brett Favre fan club (3rd time). I’ll be filing paperwork with the league office on Monday.

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Under Obama’s healthcare plan Brett Favre will get the treatment he needs to tearfully retire every year.

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BREAKING: John Madden returning to broadcasting. Says Madden, “I feel like I have one more year of fawning over Brett Favre left in me.”

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