SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Saturday, January 19, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: nadiacomaneci.com

Nadia Comaneci
 
Former Olympic gymnasts Nadia Comaneci and Bart Conner welcomed their son, Dylan, into the world... The delivery had a few minor glitches, but the infant was able to stick the landing, earning 10s from everyone but the French judge. -- TODD CAMP AND ROBERT PHILPOT Fort Worth, Texas Star-Telegram, June 2006.

"Gymnastics is not a sport because Romanians are good at it." George Carlin, comedian.

"I think Nadia's--and Nelli Kim's--perfect tens will ruin the sport. They imply not only that they can never improve but also that no one will ever perform better than they did. The sport may become stultified. It certainly has been cheapened." ABC Sports Producer Roone Arledge, October 1976 Playboy interview, shows appalling lack of knowledge of gymnastic scoring rules.

And don't think for a minute that Nadia is still the little girl we first knew at Montreal in 1976. Let's just say that Nadia, who turns 42 on Nov. 12 (Bart is 45), turned a lot of heads at the Marriott." Thom Smith, Palm Beach Post Columnist, Tuesday, October 21, 2003, on an appearance by Nadia and Bart at a fundraiser for The Children's Place at Home Safe, Delray, Florida.

"My car went end over end 25 times, like Nadia Comaneci, and flew apart like there was a bomb inside." NASCAR driver Rusty Wallace in the February, 2002 magazine, Maxim.

"I have a box of melba toast rounds before me, which has (how did that happen?) promotional pictures of Nadia Comaneci scattered on the back panel. Also: Nadia Comaneci (how did that happen?) is now older." Goob.com Diet Diary, April 10, 2002

"Consider not being Nadia Comaneci," Leeann Carey, Yoga teacher (2000), suggestion to newbies not to overdo themselves.

"What followed his appeal for fairness was a wave of reporting that bent over backward like Nadia Comaneci to give Kincaid-Chauncey the benefit of the doubt." J.L. Smith, Las Vegas Revue Journal, May 23, 2003.

"I want to go home." Nadia Comaneci (14), when asked by reporters in Montreal what her greatest wish was.

"We like to think that every member of these Personals is a supermodel citizen — polite to a fault, hotter than Georgia asphalt, and more limber than Nadia Comaneci." Boston.com's Personals and about 30 other such sites.

"And it's a scientific fact that the only way to keep a man nowadays is to be Nadia Comaneci in the sack." Jennifer Jenkins-Goldman, "Mercury for Her" Oct. 31, 2001





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