SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Friday, February 29, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: myfutureisnascar.com

Here are some of the best NASCAR quotes I have heard!

"Hello, Pizza Hut"- Micheal Waltrip's motorcoach driver answering my phone call.

"The good thing about night races is they want you to get there in the morning, so you work all day and the race is at night, so you work all night!" Darrell Waltrip in the elevator after the Richmond race.

"Elliott Sadler's hood decal blew off on Lap 5. It melts in your mouth. And right off the hood,"- creative quote from Ryan Smithson in his weekly Power Rankings- Michigan, spring 2005.


Kyle Busch: "I hope Kevin Harvick didn't tell you to wreck me in this race"
Ron Hornaday: "What are you talking about?"
Kyle: "You are the driver for the guy I got in the wreck with"
Ron: "Dude, you have to get in front of me before I can wreck you and that's probably not going to happen" The irony? Kyle Busch won the race, with Ron coming in fourth!!!! - Dover 2005

"Well, the way I look at it... Junior keeps cussing on TV... that keeps knocking points off him if we can get Kurt Busch or Jimmie Johnson mad, they can say a few words that can knock more points off them... really they need to up the fine a little bit... maybe 50 or 100 points, of course we keep our mouths clean…" -Jeremy Mayfield commenting on his position in the 2004 Chase to the Nextel Cup.

"10-4 we're in it. The right front got damaged pretty bad. Didn't I tell you we're starting around all the [jerks]?" - Kurt Busch updating his crew after being caught in a Lap 1 crash in the UAW-GM 500 at Lowes Motor Speedway.

"All it takes is a small bobble on someone's part to cause a chain reaction of guys bumping into each other. It doesn't necessarily cause a wreck, but it gets guys beating and banging on one another." - Tony Stewart on racing at Bristol.

"Yeah, throw the checkered flag and get the hell out of here." Kevin Harvick, after the 200 cautions during the Lowes Motorspeedway Race, Fall 2005.




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