Tiger Woods: There I go being rubbish again...
Anytime any of you are feeling a bit down, depressed or worthless out there on the golf course this year, consider this: Tiger Woods - the greatest player the world has ever seen by aeons - miles, sucks. That's right, Tiger sucks ... in his own words. Here are some of Tiger's quotes, verbatim*, during the week in which he crushed a world-class ensemble at Torrey Pines en route to matching Arnold Palmer with 62 wins on the all-time PGA Tour list with an 8-shot victory at the Buick Invitational. To wit ...:
1. "It was pretty embarrassing. I hit a terrible tee shot over to the right ..."
2. "Whether it was 5-wood, 3-wood or driver, I didn't drive it very good at all ..."
3. "Yesterday was terrible. I drove it like a dog ..."
4. "I just have to hit the ball better than I'm hitting it right now ..."
5. "I hit a low left ball or a spinny high right. Kind of hard to aim when you've got both of those things going ..."
6. "Five was just a terrible shot."
7. "I chickened out on it because I was hitting a big hook ..."
8. "I was trying to hit a kind of low cut, to be honest with you, I hit it off the toe and hit a draw."
9. "I've gotten some pretty good breaks ..."
10. "It would have probably gone six, seven feet by, but it had a train wreck and went in."
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