SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Thursday, March 20, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: pregame.com

MARCH MADNESS, 2008

11 Bracket Picking Rules You Should NEVER Break!

by RJ_Bell on 03/14/2008 4:40 PM

The only sports bettor on Forbes recent list of Gambling Gurus, RJ Bell of Pregame.com provides bracket rules that can make a difference in any March Madness office pool.

Las Vegas, NV (3/14/08) Over 12 BILLION dollars is expected to be bet on the 2008 NCAA Mens Basketball Tournament. Bracket-style office pools are expected to have 40 million Americans take part. No gambling event is bigger, and RJ Bell of Pregame.com has the math-backed stats that can help anyone win.

1st Round:
- Be very selective picking any team below a #12 seed.
#16 seeds are 0 for 92. #15 seeds are 4 for 92. #13 and #14 seeds win less than 18% combined.

- Dont be shy about picking upsets with #12 through #9 seeds. Give special consideration to picking #12 seeds; they have won 11 of 28 matchups vs. #5 seeds the last seven years. #9 seeds have a strong winning record vs. #8 seeds.

2nd Round:
- Advance #1 seeds almost automatically into the 3rd Round they win their first two games 87% of the time.

- Keep advancing the #12 and #10 seeds you picked to win in Round One. They win almost half the time in Round Two (14 of 29 for #12 seeds; 17 of 35 for #10 seeds).

- Seeds lower than #12 DONT win in the 2nd round..
Only 6 of 368 teams that have advanced past Round 2 were seeded lower than #12 (less than 2%).

Sweet 16:
- Advance exactly three #1 seeds into the Elite 8
No reason to buck the math: Nearly 70% of #1 seeds advance into the 4th round (thats a higher percentage than #5 seeds who win a single game)!

- Advance no team lower than a #11 seed into the Elite 8 . . . 20 have made it to the Sweet 16, but only 1 has ever advanced.

Elite Eight:
- Advance exactly ONE or TWO #1 seeds to the Final Four.
Amazingly, exactly one or two #1 seeds have made the Final Four 19 of the last 23 years.

- Advance no team lower than a #8 seed to the Final Four. Only 2 of 92 Final Four teams have been seeded lower than #8.

Final Four:
- Advance NO team below a 6th seed to the Championship game. Not a single one has made it in the last 22 years.

Championship Game:
- Pick a #4 seed or higher to win it all.
For 19 straight years the champion has been a 4 seed or higher!





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