SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: geocities.com


Rules for Bedroom Golf

1.   Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and two balls.

2.   Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3.   Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.

4.   For more effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.

5.   Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

6.   Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

7.   The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete.

8.   Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.

9.   It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course.

10. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to well formed bunkers.

11. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or currently playing to the owner of the course being played.

12. Upset course owners have been knowen to damage players equipment for this reason.

13. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.

14. Players should assure that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time.

15. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing on what they consider to be a private course.

16. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times.

17. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair.

18. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation.

19. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

20. The course owner is responsible for the manicuring and pruning any brush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of alignment with an approach to the hole.

21. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine.

22. Slow play is encouraged.

23. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at least temporarily at the course owner's request.

24. It is considered outastanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

25. The course owner will be the only judge of who is the best player.
 




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