SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Saturday, April 12, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: getamused.com

GOLF HUMOR
GOLF TERMS USED BY WOMEN
caddy - two women talking about a third who isn't there to defend herself
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chip - time to get your nails re-done
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double bogie - "Casablanca" followed by "African Queen"
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fairway - splitting the bill when the girls go to lunch
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good lie - the weight shown on our drivers' licenses
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greens - the lunch we eat when we'd really love a cheeseburger
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hole-in-one - time for new pantyhose
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iron - what husbands should do to their shirts
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rough - getting a guy to understand, well, pretty much anything
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shaft - you watch the kids while he plays golf
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tees - wearing that Victoria Secret negligee
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water hazard - giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip
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wedge - a too-tight bathing suit
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