SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: giga-usa.com

FLYFISHING

At early dawn when the air is crisp
  And you're standing knee deep in a beautiful rip
    You see a trout rise to an unknown fly
      Then your heart starts to thump and you wonder why
        You're a neophyte fly fisherman.
          You can measure the cast and study the lie
            Then lengthen the line to make your first try
              As you check the rod to get a good presentation
                You hold your breath in solemn anticipation
                  You must be a fly fisherman!
                    The fly floats gently on its way to the trout
                      You know it will "take it" without a doubt.
                        You're all charged up and ready to strike
                          But the fly floats by because something's not right
                            You are still a fly fisherman.
                              You open your fly box and select a new fly
                                Then lengthen the tippet before the next try
                                  Change your position to help with the cast
                                    And hope you have made the right decision at last
                                      Now you are a doubtful fly fisherman.
      - George W. Harvey, A Fly Fisherman
         (first 20 lines),
        in "Fly Fisherman" magazine, December, 2002

You wait a moment to settle your nerves
  Then make your cast with a right hand curve
    The fly settles down and the float looked good
      But the trout refused it and there you stood
        A dejected fly fisherman.
          You looked things over and were not yet beat
            Then changed flies again and were ready to repeat
              The next try was poor because you rushed the cast
                You hold your breath in solemn anticipation
                  You must be a fly fisherman!
                    The fly floats gently on its way to the trout
                      You know it will "take it" without a doubt.
                        You're all charged up and ready to strike
                          But the fly floats by because something's not right
                            You are still a fly fisherman.
                              You open your fly box and select a new fly
                                Then lengthen the tippet before the next try
                                  Change your position to help with the cast
                                    And hope you have made the right decision at last
                                      Now you are a doubtful fly fisherman.
      - George W. Harvey, A Fly Fisherman
         (last 20 lines),
        in "Fly Fisherman" magazine, December, 2002

Fly fishing is a very pleasant amusement; but angling or float fishing, I can only compare to a stick and a string, with a worm at one end and a fool at the other.
      - attributed to Samuel Johnson (a/k/a Dr. Johnson) ("The Great Cham of Literature"),
 

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