FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: icing.org

TOP TEN REASONS WHY CURLING HAS REPLACED SEX AS THE NUMBER ONE INDOOR SPORT:

10. Men don't fall asleep when play is completed.

 9. In Mixed Curling, women always shoot first.

 8. The Iceman always cleans the sheets after you play.

 7. Short is not always bad.

 6. You can use your rubber more than once.

 5. You get to shoot your rocks 16 times in just one game.

 4. The harder you stroke, the further it goes.

 3. You can score more than once in each end.

 2. You can do it in eight houses in less than two hours.

 1. In Mixed Curling, it's acceptable to play with your best friend's wife!

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