COLLEGE FOOTBALL ONE-LINERS
"They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces."
Darrell Royal/Texas
"Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure." Knute Rockne/Notre Dame
"They whipped us like a tied up goat." Spike Dykes/Texas Tech
"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said: "Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good." Walt Garrison/Oklahoma State
"Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel." Bobby Bowden/Florida State
After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post game message to his team:
"All those who need showers, take them." John McKay/USC
"If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education." MurrayWarmath/Minnesota
"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb." Knute Rockne/Notre Dame
"Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon."
Spike Dykes/Texas Tech
"It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it." Knute Rockne/Notre Dame
"We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches." Darrell Royal/Texas
Darrell Royal/Texas
"Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure." Knute Rockne/Notre Dame
"They whipped us like a tied up goat." Spike Dykes/Texas Tech
"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said: "Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good." Walt Garrison/Oklahoma State
"Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel." Bobby Bowden/Florida State
After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post game message to his team:
"All those who need showers, take them." John McKay/USC
"If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education." MurrayWarmath/Minnesota
"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb." Knute Rockne/Notre Dame
"Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon."
Spike Dykes/Texas Tech
"It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it." Knute Rockne/Notre Dame
"We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches." Darrell Royal/Texas
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