SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Sunday, May 18, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: leaguelineup.com

Baseball Quotes

"No one has ever drowned in sweat." Clete Boyer

"A man once told me to walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded." Ken Singleton

"Ballplayers who are first to the dining room are usually last in batting averages." Jimmy Cannon

"Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon." Andy Van Slyke

"There are only two places in this league. First place and no place." Tom Seaver

"I played my best everyday. You never know when someone may be seeing you play for the first time." Joe DiMaggio

When asked why he got married in a ballpark: "My wife said she wanted a big diamond." Mookie Wilson

"When I began playing the game, baseball was as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch." Ty Cobb
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." Vernon Law

"The space between the white lines-that's my office. That's where I conduct my business." Early Wynn

"Natural grass is a wonderful thing for little bugs and sinkerball pitchers." Dan Quisenberry

"I don't want to get to know the other guys too well. I might like them, and then I might not want to throw at them." Sal Maglie

"You can't do anything about yesterday tomorrow" Manny Trillo

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