Sports Quotes
"I take my hand off to him."
Mike Tyson, after losing to Lennox Lewis.
"Are we now at the point where this is a must-win situation?"
Jim Gray, NBC, to Lakers guard Kobe Bryant, before Game 7 of the NBA Western Conference Finals.
"I guess I'll fade off into bolivian"
Mike Tyson
"We were killing ourselves in the foot."
Michael Jordan
"No, it wasn't a wake up call, but it certainly opened our eyes."
Emmet Smith
"All four of the five Bulls starters have scored."
Jim Durham
"He had three guys double-teaming him."
Johnny "Red" Kerr
"We accomplished the two-peat."
Scotty Pippen
"It would have been worse if we hadn't blocked the kick after Toronto's second touchdown."
Alex Delvecchio, after 13-0 defeat in a hockey game.
"Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country."
Ian Rush
"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving."
Henry Youngman
"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"
Steven Wright
"Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night."
Peter Ustinov
"If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else."
Gordon Sinclair.
"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."
Rita Rudner.
"If she gets the jitters now, then she isn't the great champion that she is."
Max Robertson
"The Bears have to make Randall Cunningham beat them in order to win."
Tom Thayer
"You can almost hear the silence as they battle it out."
Dan Maskell
"McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands."
Fred Perry
"It's quite clear that Virginia Wade is thriving on the pressure now that the pressure on her to do well is off."
Harry Carpenter
"When Martina is tense it helps her relax."
Dan Maskell
"These ball boys are marvelous. You don't even notice them. There's a left handed one over there. I noticed him earlier."
Max Robertson
"We haven't had any more rain since it stopped raining."
Harry Carpenter
"She comes from a tennis playing family. Her father's a dentist."
BBC 2
"Chip Hooper is such a big man that it is sometimes difficult to see where he is on the court."
Mark Cox
"Ian Rush, deadly ten times out of ten, but that wasn't one of them."
Peter Jones
"You'll be hoping that this run of injuries will stop earlier than itstarted."
Andrew Gidley
"Oh, he had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long over it."
Martin Tyler
"The boys' feet have been up in the clouds since the win."
Alan Buckley
"I'm not going to make it a target but it's something to aim for."
Steve Coppell
"We are really quite lucky this year because Christmas falls on Christmas Day."
Bobby Gould
"And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season."
Alan Parry
"The only thing I have in common with George Best is that we came from the same place, play for the same club and were discovered by the same man."
Norman Whiteside
"If you stand still there is only one way to go, and that's backwards."
Peter Shilton
"And the line up for the final of the women's 400 meter hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman."
David Coleman
"I'm concentrating so much I don't know what I'm doing half the time."
Mark Kaylor
"He used to be fairly indecisive, but now he's not so certain."
Peter Alliss
"A racing horse is not like a machine. It has to be tuned up like a racing car."
Chris Pool
"The Sri Lankan team have lost their heads, literally."
Gamine Goonasena
"Congratulations on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken."
Yogi Berra, to Johnny Bench
"The only reason we're 7-0 is because we've won all seven of our games."
David Garcia
"Most one-run games are lost, not won."
Gene Mauch
"I'd rather be beaten up by two nuns than caught dead in a pair of figure skates"
Bradan Welch
"My career started slowly and then tapered off."
Gary McCord
"The safest place would be in the fairway."
Joe Garagiola, on the best place for spectators to stand during a celebrity golf tournament
"They are 3 types of people, people who know how to count and people who don't know how to count."
Dharma
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