BASKETBALL QUOTES
Humorous Quotes attributed to Al McGuire 1928-2001, American Basketball Coach
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A team should be an extension of a coach's personality. My teams are arrogant and obnoxious.
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All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
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Don't call me son unless you're going to include me in your will. I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.
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I don't discuss basketball. I dictate basketball.
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I stayed in the league (NBA) three years by diving over press tables and starting fights.
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I think the world is run by C students.
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I'm an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.
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We rush for the stars as we crawl toward our graves.
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When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.
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Winning is only important in war and surgery.
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You cannot have a bland feeling about me. Either I'm a showboating son of a bitch or I'm the darling that everyone picks on.
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You know what pressure is? It's when the cheerleaders are jumping and you don't notice their breasts.
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