SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Sunday, June 29, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: pages.ph

Image: triumphbooks.com
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SPORTS QUOTES
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“My doctor told me jogging could add years to my life, I told him ‘Yeah, since I began, I already feel 10 years older!’” - golfer Lee Trevino.
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“The man who will whip me will be fast, strong and hasn’t been born yet.” – Muhammad Ali.
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“Brazilian football is not only a sport. It’s a kind of stage play, a theatrical movement.” - Muniz Sodre.
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“A sport where the players actually enjoy getting hit in the head by a ball.” – soccer advertisement.
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“The World Cup is every four years so it’s going to be a perennial problem.” - English player Gary Lineker.
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“To be No. 1, you must train like you are No. 2.” - sprinter MauriceGreene.
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“Sport is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.” - US playwright Neil Simon.
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“I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell.” – writer Alec Thornton.
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“Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course: the distance between your ears.” - golfer Bobby Jones
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“Chess. For a game it is too serious, for seriousness too much of a game.” - German philosopher Moses Mendelsson.
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“Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, age doesn’t matter.” - baseball manager Casey Stengel.
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“They don’t give you gold medals for beating somebody. They give you gold medals for beating everybody.” - Michael Johnson.
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“Life’s too short for chess.” - British actor Henry James Byron.
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“Chess is the gymnasium of the mind.” - Vladimir Llyich Lenin

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