SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, June 2, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: media2.msnbc.com

USAIN "LIGHTNING" BOLT


TRACK AND FIELD (RUNNING)

NEW YORK - Like lightning out of nowhere, Usain Bolt is now the world’s fastest man.


The Jamaican sprinter, who doesn’t even consider the 100 meters his best race, set the world record Saturday night with a time of 9.72 seconds at the Reebok Grand Prix, .02 seconds faster than the old mark held by his countryman, Asafa Powell.


Bolt was using the 100 as “speed work” to get better for his favorite race, the 200, and also to avoid having to run the more grueling 400. Then, unexpectedly, he ran the world’s second-fastest time a few weeks ago at 9.76.

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Even with that, he said he wasn’t sure if he would switch out the 400 for the 100 at the Beijing Olympics.


“I think that will change today,” Bolt said. “It doesn’t matter if I have the world record if I don’t have the Olympic medal.”


Springing from the starting block and unfurling his lanky frame — listed at 6-foot-4, but probably more like 6-5 and, either way, considered too tall for this kind of speed work — he created a big-time gap between himself and Tyson Gay at about the halfway point, then routed America’s top sprinter to the finish line.


“I wasn’t really looking for a world record, but it was there for the taking,” Bolt said.


Gay finished in 9.85.
“Obviously, I have some work to do,” Gay said. “Right now, it’s hats off to Bolt. Today was his day.”


As he crossed the finish line, Bolt spread his arms out wide and let out a yell. A few moments later, the 21-year-old from Kingston was hoisting the Jamaican flag and a crowd with several hundreds of Jamaican fans was going wild. Then, he kneeled down and posed next to the scoreboard that recorded the fastest time ever — “9.72.”


“Just coming here, knowing a lot of Jamaicans were here giving me their support, it meant a lot,” Bolt said. “I just wanted to give them what they wanted.”
But who could have expected this?


Bolt has long been considered one of his country’s top, up-and-coming runners, but his height and running style seemed to make him much more fit for powering through turns in the 200, the distance he considers his best, and persevering in the 400, which he doesn’t love as much.


Like so many who compete in the 100, Bolt had lots of work to do with his push out of the blocks. In the leadup to the race, he said he doesn’t consider himself a true pro at that yet. And after a bad false start by the field — the second gun didn’t go off until the runners were 20 meters down the track — this simply didn’t seem like a night for world records.
Or was it?


“I was glad for the first false start,” Bolt said. “My first start wasn’t that good. I knew if I got Tyson on the start, I’d get him.”


Gay said he knew it was over after he saw Bolt push out.
“I honestly think we were on the same rhythm, except his stride pattern is a lot bigger,” Gay said. “He was covering a lot more ground than I was.”


“An awesome athlete,” said Shawn Crawford, who finished sixth and witnessed history from two lanes inside of Bolt. “The time shows it.”

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