SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Sunday, July 20, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: fannation.com

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SPORTS QUOTES
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We'll start the list off with not one, but two quotes from everyone's favorite alien conspiracist. When asked about signing his new maximum dollar contract, Sam Cassell said:
"I'm still underpaid."
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Then, as if one absurdity about the tough life of NBA players wasn't enough, he talked about the hardships of being an NBA player and said:
"Every player in the league is underpaid. When Kevin Garnett was making $28 million, he was underpaid."
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Jeff Innis
When talking about a bad picture in a newspaper, Innis said:
"That picture was taken out of context."
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Sebastian Telfair
When asked what he thought about "Through the Fire", a documentary about himself, Telfair said:
"I think they should have focused more on me."
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Let's be honest, who didn't see two of these coming? When talking about Roy Oswalt, McCarver said:
"Roy Oswalt is a drop and drive pitcher. What is that? He drops, and drives. Very simple."
As if talking about one pitcher was easy to handle, McCarver decided to talk about an entire pitching staff:
"Yankees pitchers had great success against Cabrera when they get him out."
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Jerry Coleman
When talking to Hector Torrez, Coleman asked him:
"Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?"

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