SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Friday, July 4, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: man-health-and-fitness.com


Image: theoldcomputer.com
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SPORTS QUOTES
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"George, where did it all go wrong?"
Bellboy who entered George Best’s room with breakfast in the early 1970s, where Best was in bed with Mary Stavin (the current Miss World), a bottle of champagne and several thousand pounds of gambling winnings from the previous night.
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"The rules of soccer are basically simple - if it moves, kick it; if it doesn't move, kick it until it does."
Phil Woosnam
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Mohammed Ali sports quotes:
"I'm not the greatest; I'm the double greatest. Not only do I knock 'em out, I pick the round."
"I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won."
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More about Mohammed Ali:
"I'd like to borrow Mohammed Ali's body for just 48 hours. There are 3 guys I'd like to beat up and 4 women I'd like to make love to."
Jim Murray

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"What a terrible round. I only hit two good balls all day and that was when I stepped on a rake in the bunker."
Lee Trevino

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"Losing the Super Bowl is worse than death. With death, you don't have to get up next morning."
George Allen
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"I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it."
Jack Charlton, asked about curling


"American football is Rugby after a visit from a Health and Safety inspector."
Anonymous

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