SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Friday, July 4, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: modernspectator.com

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SPORTS QUOTES
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“I’m sure you guys are going to eat this up a lot more than I am." California Angel pitcher Jered Weaver speaks to the press after losing to the Dodgers who failed to produce a single hit.
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"After the game is before the game." German soccer legend Sepp Herberger was a poet of the game.
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"Soccer is like chess, only without the dice." German soccer player Lukas Podolski apparently summed up the game, “Fussball ist wie Schach, nur ohne Würfel.”
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“It’s like taking a fighter jet down to tree level, popping the canopy, turning upside down, then going down to road level and touching your helmet on the pavement.” Mark Miller, a competitor at the Tourist Trophy motorcycle race in the Isle of Man, describes the experience of one of the last true road races.
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"Schweinsteiger comes in like a rat off a drainpipe." ESPN soccer analyst Tommy Smyth struggles to describe the swiftness and authority of Bastian Schweinsteiger’s goal in Germany’s 3-2 victory over Portugal in the Euro 2008 quarterfinals.
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"As the Prime Minister I have to be balanced and collected but on Thursday night I wanted to kill." Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk reacts violently to the referee’s decision in the Poland v Austia Euro 2008 match, which led to a lst minute goal for Austria. Poland was eliminated from the tournament.
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"We get to 3km to go. This is where the final hill starts. The other guys know I will beat them in the sprint, so it is up to them to attack me.... This is where I switch into rage mode." Cyclist David Millar describes a disappointing sprint at the Giro D’Italia on his blog.
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"I've had a couple of meetings with the Glazers.... They've got balls, I can tell you." Manchester United Manager Sir Alex Ferguson said that Malcom Glazer, the American owner of the team, would fight against Real Madrid, the team trying to buy United superstar Cristiano Ronaldo.
“I’ve had a couple of meetings with the Glazers,” he said, “Their attitude is ‘to hell with them [Real]’. They would sit a player in the stand. There’s absolutely no doubt about it. They’d do it just to prove a point and not to give in to these people. They’ve got balls, I can tell you. I’ve been delighted with them in that respect.”
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"I know you're going to say, Well betting's all about pitching and stuff like that -- I didn't care who was pitching for me or who was pitching for the opposition." Pete Rose said he bet about $2,000 on every Reds’ game, no matter the circumstances, while he was manager. Does this make him seem even dumber?
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"[Paolo] Bettini pulled off one of his typical defying-the-laws-of-physics moments...…while making a right-hander that was much sharper than he expected and instead of hitting the curb and body slamming the wall as any mere mortal racing cyclist would he hopped onto the curb contorted his body and twisted his bike and nonchalantly slid off the pavement back into the peloton. INCREDIBLE.” Read cyclist David Millar’s excellent Giro d’Italia blog.
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"Cricket, like every sport, is an activity and the dream of an activity, badged with random ideals, aspirations, and memories."—James Wood, in his New Yorker review of Joseph O’Neill’s new novel Netherland.
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“My mistake.” Charles Barkley forgets to pay $400,000 gambling debt.
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"Sorry, Pats" The Boston Herald apologizes for story alleging the Patriots taped the Rams’ walkthrough at Super Bowl XXXVI. Check the comments 385 and counting.
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"That’s a sign of a misspent youth."Barack Obama comments on his pool-playing abilities. He redeemed himself in a West Virginia pool hall after a terrible day of bowling.
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"I think it is very unfortunate that the NFL has already started its 'nothing new' spin before watching the tapes... Let's see where the evidence leads." Senator Arlen Specter criticizes NFL commissioner Roger Goodell over the New England Patriots spy tapes.
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"The seeded model looked like a playoff, and we don't think a playoff is in the best interest of college football." If it walks like a duck… Big East commissioner Mike Tranghese rejects a seeded tournament to determine a national champion in college football. The BCS committee decided that the current system, despite widespread public opposition, has functioned sucessfully.
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"Ronaldo said he is not good in the head and that he is going through psychological problems because of his recent [knee] surgery." Brazilian police inspector Carlos Augusto Nogueira told media about his conversation with Ronaldo after the AC Milan striker was involved in an altercation with three transvestite prostitutes. Ronaldo was allegedly angry when he discovered that the trio, whom he had taken to a hotel room, were not women.
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"We know he is fertile, but he has no interest in mares." Dr. Nobuo Tsunoda, the director of the Shadai Stallion Station in Japan, explains the problem with breeding War Emblem, winner of the 2002 Kentucky Derby.
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"The sports agent business has become so corrupt -- I would not encourage anyone to try to become an agent right now." David Falk, who represents eight NBA players including Elton Brand, Sam Cassell, maligns the industry (via True Hoop).
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