FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: hehe.at

SOCCER QUOTES
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"Football today would certainly not be the same if it had never existed."
Elton Welsby
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"Those are the sort of doors that get opened if you don't close them"
Terry Venables
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"England have just scored their second goal from a penalty corner. This will add to their first goal."
Ron Jones
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"And again the game's turned round on it head."
Trevor Brooking
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"Oh, that's good running on the run."
John Motson
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"He put his body between himself and the defender."
Paul Sturrock
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"He has always played for Inter Milan, whilst his brother plays just across the city at AC Milan, who of course share the same stadium."
Brian Moore
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"George (Graham) will be happy with a draw - I know how ambitious and positive he is."
Terry Neill
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"When you think about it, there's three games per working week - Saturday, mid-week and Saturday again."
Jimmy Greaves
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"It was a bit like a game of chess; they kicked the ball from one end to the other."
John Monie
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"It's a good job I'm not colour blind because both teams are playing in black and white."
Harry Gration
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"...and tonight we have the added ingredient of Kenny Dalglish not being here."
Martin Tyler
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"I wonder whether Man United are missing the absence of Bruce?"
Trevor Francis
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"He's captain of Rangers and that's one of the reasons he's captain."
Walter Smith
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"Without picking out anyone in particular, I thought Mark Wright was tremendous."
Alan Shearer
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"As the ball came over, Speed threw his head at it."
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