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SPORTS INSULTS
NCAA Football Team Insults
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What does the average Iowa player get on his SAT's?- Drool.
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What do you get when you put 32 Alabama cheerleaders in one room? - A full set of teeth.
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How do you get a GA Tech cheerleader into your dorm room? - Grease her hips
and push like hell.
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How do you get a Michigan State graduate off your porch? - Pay him for the pizza.
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Why do the Auburn cheerleaders wear bibs? - To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
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Why do they no longer serve ice at Wisconsin football games? - The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
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Why is the Indiana football team like a possum? - Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
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What are the longest three years of a Michigan football player's life? - His freshman year.
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Why did Kansas State replace natural grass with Astroturf? - To discourage the cheerleaders from grazing during games.
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How many Ohio State freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? - None...That's a sophomore course at OSU.
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Why did O.J. want to move to Arkansas? - Everyone there has the same DNA.
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Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color? - You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash the rest of the week
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BONUS: NCAA Student Insults
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He or she is........
A few clowns short of a circus.
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A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
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A few beers short of a six-pack.
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A few feathers short of a whole duck.
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All foam, no beer.
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Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
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Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
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